my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
“The world doesn’t owe you anything. You have to work for everything you get and you have to appreciate every bit of success the world gives you.”
inspired by this post
The last day of Harry Potter.
Saddest point in film history ever
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
why cant i be attractive like everyone on tumblr